When we arrived in Pittsburgh Wednesday night, we didn’t want to leave our hotel quite yet. Right around the corner was Vincent’s Of Greentree, a sandwich place whose online menu boasted an array of calzones, pizzas and subs with pretty much any kind of meat, cheese or condiment ever invented. And, they’d deliver right to our hotel room, thereby facilitating our laziness and bleary-eyed decision-making. One of their signature sandwiches is “Pittsburgh’s Favorite Late-Night Snack”: grilled genoa salami, cappicola, baked ham, provolone cheese, loaded with fries, lettuce, tomato, onions, hot peppers, mayonnaise and dijon mustard. Listen: That is the sound of your middle expanding.
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Home cookin’
Hanging out in Indianapolis on our day off meant a home-cooked meal of lemon chicken, roasted potatoes, salad and a healthy serving of apple pie. We barely moved from the couch, while watching the rest of the first season of HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire.” Steve Buscemi’s character Nucky Thompson is a certified pimp who bankrolls Atlantic City while running bootlegging operations far and wide, but Buscemi is still one of film’s homeliest thespians, acting chops notwithstanding.
Wishbone grants edibles
Monday, all we had on the itinerary was an 11 a.m. interview on South Michigan Avenue with the awesome staff of Fearless Radio, where Justin, who interviewed us for a taped podcast to go live in the coming weeks, gave us the bad news: Anheuser-Busch bought Goose Island. It appears Busch League knows a lot about acquisition and little about execution. Sad. Our spirits lifted with considerably thanks to brunch at nearby Wishbone, a friendly staff and a copy of the Chicago Reader. We dined on a bean breakfast burrito, blackened chicken sandwich, french toast topped with corn flakes and a jambalaya omelette. As a bonus, a tall glass of the restaurant’s combo juice of the day, which tasted like orange sherbet were it melted and spun in a blender.
McDelicacies & late-night Tenderoni
Yes, we know its legacy of scalding coffee and decay-proof French fries. But when you’re working on four hours of sleep, have a four-hour drive ahead, a radio gig, another three hours of north-central Illinois nothingness and a show on top of that, McDonald’s breakfast wins every time, in particular the dependable bacon egg and cheese biscuit. We hit up Daytrotter in Rock Island, Ill., then bolted three hours east to Darkroom Bar on Chicago Avenue, where we caught up with old friends and family. We asked the promoter, Arunas, where we could grub late night on a Sunday, he mentioned two all-night pizza joints just down the road, and we didn’t think twice. Mystery machine heads to ’za-ville, and we were so exhausted we can’t remember the name. We do remember a sizable wedge of pepperoni, cheese and crust making for a killer late-night treat.
Day 2/3: Deli Trays, BBQ & the World’s Largest Burrito
Turns out our Band Kryptonite diversion was just that: a quick detour from what would become greater coma-inducing lunches, snacks and the almighty Oklahoma Joe’s barbecue. Following our tour kick-off show at Off Broadway, pals Christine and Melinda, who is the bass player for our buddies The Union Electric, rewarded us with a late-night feast of sandwiches stuffed with slow-cooked beef, side salads, black beans and rice, plus mini-slices of oven-cooked pizza. We’ve been coming to St. Louis for four years, and Mel and Christine go above and beyond to accommodate. On tour, home-cooked meals are as rare as a virgin at Fourth Street Live, and nothing beats unwinding with a few beers en route to a full-futon collapse.
The next day, we skipped breakfast — an equally rare occurrence, given past experience — and ate at Blues City Deli in Benton Park. “When you see cops coming in and out of a place, it’s usually a good sign,” Melinda says. She was right. The former supermarket and occasional venue specializes in gourmet sandwiches. We got there just before a line formed outside the door, grabbed an outdoor table and gnoshed on subs, potato chips, Rold Gold pretzel sticks and soft drinks. Blues City is everything you’d expect from a gourmet sandwich place: fresh deli meat and professionally executed sandwiches on bread that doesn’t slice up your gums like a switchblade.
Around 2, we took off for Kansas City to play at News Room. We arrived at the club with about an hour and a half to spare when Mick, Union Electric’s drummer, made the call: Oklahoma Joe’s barbecue on the Kansas side. We showed up to see a line forming outside the restaurant (see a theme here?). As we moved our way in, we noticed a few things: It’s inside a gas station, which at first might seem weird, except it’s brilliant since gas stations always have foot traffic. Second, a plaque with No Reservations’ Anthony Bourdain touting OJ’s as one of 13 places you need to eat before you die.
It’s not hard to come up with superlatives for Oklahoma Joe’s barbecue. KC’s sweeter recipes hit the right spot. Thinly sliced brisket lost none of its flavor or tenderness, while pulled pork in need of zero seasoning, lean turkey and spicy barbecue beans combined for the kind of swine flu no one minds catching. A reminder of why no one in this band is a vegetarian. We would’ve driven four hours just for this meal.
On Saturday, The Electric Fervor caravan doubled back to St. Louis and landed at Tower Taco. Our 10-person crew tested its Mexican-American beginning with two versions of salsa: a fire engine red mild version, and dark-green spicier, red-pepper kind. We nearly ate our weight in chips, sipped on margaritas, Negro Modelos and Iced Teas, and prepared ourselves.
None of us ordered the California Burrito, and in hindsight, we’re glad we didn’t. Not because it wasn’t appetizing, but its sheer size rivaled the square mileage of said Golden State, were it covered in melted cheese and stuffed with beef. One of our fellow diners took the plunge, but didn’t even come close to finishing. On the flip side, lunch for the following week was covered. Gargantuan queso beef bombs aside, make Tower Taco a must-see; but bring your A game, and take a taxi afterward.
Day 1: Fowl Play
Culinary adventures from The Fervor’s spring tour 2011. Diets can suck it.
There are many chicken sandwiches, but only Burger King’s classic chicken sandwich has 1,390 grams of sodium. That’s no exaggeration. According to the company’s own website, this 630-calorie piece of fowl goodness might as well be a horizontal salt bar mainlining right into your ticker. Perhaps that’s why BK’s crown-wearing mascot smiles and never says anything: His organs and muscles are cured and fossilized by this sucker.
And yet, I can’t stay away. When months go by and my ass is contoured and shaped by hours spent in an office chair … well … Burger King might as well be called Band Kryptonite. I don’t care if a trip to the Red, Blue and Gold is like Charlie Sheen’s current standup tour: a spirited rendezvous that ends in stomach somersaults. I don’t care that you’re reading this while patting yourself on the back for avoiding carbs since 1995. Or that iPhone app you just downloaded for $26 shocks you every time you gaze lovingly upon a box of Haagen Dazs. Or the coffee you discolor with goat’s milk was grown in only the finest Costa Rican cow shit. Step between me and Classic Chick, and it’s war.